5.14.2008

post tag.

Jenni just tagged me and it's taken a few days to respond, but I'm on it now!

What I was doing 10 years ago:

In 1998 I was living in Haverford, Pennsylvania, going through the MA program in theatre at Villanova and working my butt off in the costume shop.  I became a most excellent thrift shopper, spending other people's money with style and usually coming in under budget. I upgraded my sewing skills from complete suckage to approaching adequacy in just under two years, and gained a lifelong admiration for people who can actually sew dresses out of velvet. I lived in a studio apartment that was the smallest place I've ever lived including dorm rooms, and walked to my second job at a coffeehouse and juice bar across the street on weekend mornings.  I spent the majority of my waking hours between 9 a.m. and midnight reading obscure plays, generating huge amounts of drama criticism, researching 1920's Broadway productions by female playwrights, and bitching and moaning with my fellow graduate students.  It was a really happy and productive time.

5 things on my to-do list today:
1) Finish up a report on our Culture Festival event.
2) Follow up with the vice-chancellor's office about an appointment.
3) Pick up the bug at 3 p.m. for snack, cuddle, and playtime.
4) Water the porch plants and pull weeds with bug as assistant gardener.
5) Get to tonight's performance by 6:30 p.m. for fight call.

5 snacks I enjoy:
1) Black-and-white cookies
2) Apples, grapes, or oranges--"desk fruit"
3) Granola bars
4) Chips and guacamole
5) Cheese and crackers

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire:
1) Get a second house/ townhouse in Omaha to be closer to my family.
2) Get a third house/ townhouse in Madison to be closer to Matt's family.
3) Get an apartment in NYC because it would be cool. 
4) Pay off a lot of my friends' college debt and my family's mortgages.
5) Have fun giving money to my old schools with bizarre restrictions such as:
  • Creating scholarships only for feminist English/theatre majors, 
  • Endowing chairs which can be offered only to Ph.D. parents who have worked as adjuncts for at least two years after graduate school, 
  • Giving major gifts to schools that produce at least one new work per school year, on their mainstage, with a student director.
5 bad habits:
1) Closing the blinds upstairs for privacy, right after Matt opens the windows for fresh air
2) Wearing flip-flops to church because I haven't bought summer sandals yet
3) Leaving five minutes late for wherever I'm supposed to be next, just enough to feel rushed
4) Leaving important emails in my "drafts" instead of hitting "send"
5) Missing great theatre because I'm too lazy to drive all the way to Denver and babysitters and gas are expensive.

5 places I've lived:
1) South Sioux City, Nebraska
2) Omaha, Nebraska
3) Haverford, Pennsylvania
4) Boulder, Colorado
5) Tempe, Arizona

5 jobs I've had:
1) Mexican restaurant waitress/hostess/cook
2) Coffeehouse barista
3) Borders children's bookseller/ cafe worker/ storyteller
4) Indoor children's playground supervisor and birthday party organizer
5) Data analyst for human resources department

5.13.2008

Literature and science.

While this may strike some as one more optimist's solution to the crisis of purpose in the humanities, I thought it was a really interesting idea.  On a self-serving note, it also mirrors what I've been trying to do in my last few papers on popular culture: Get and analyze data to support or disprove my theories about gender analysis.  I especially like the part where he disproves the "Death of the author" as it's always been one of my least favorite literary theories. Um, no authors = no new books = no readers = no one to "kill" meaning...

I'm looking forward to reading his book when it comes out later this year.

5.09.2008

Link for the day.

Ask Moxie has been in my sidebar forever, but for those of you who aren't regular readers, today's post was priceless and the comments have made me laugh until I cried. Basic variations on the theme of "unwatched child stories"; here's one sample to get you to click on the link:

My parents were at an architectural salvage/estate sale place, looking at furniture. My sister (age 5 or 6) went along the line of several wardrobes (the kind you find Narnia through), locked each one, put all the keys in a locking drawer in a nearby dresser...and threw that last key away. She told my parents what she'd done on their way home. They never went back to that establishment again.

And the link is here.

Graduation day.

The floods of graduates have engulfed the building, gone on to commencement, and are gradually returning to their departmental celebrations in and around my office.  (I can actually see two different department parties from my desk.)  Black robes are flapping, camera flashes are snapping, and giddy girls, jacketed boys, and eager parents are everywhere.

While it doesn't help the usual crush of commuter traffic, and in fact made parking nigh impossible this morning, I am waxing a bit sentimental instead of irritated as a result.  Having had four graduation days myself, counting high school, today brings back pleasant and bittersweet memories on a number of levels.

If I'd had any idea how many people I was close to, on each of those days, that I truly would never see again, I would have been much sadder.

If I'd had a clue how much fun the next stage of my life ahead was going to be, I would have been much happier.

I wish them all truth in the statement "The best is yet to come."

And I'm leaving campus early today before the serious drinkers take to the streets. :)

5.01.2008

At my nephew's request...

A video greeting card for your birthday! Hope you have a wonderful day.

With love from Heather, Matt, and your cousin the bug.