Whomped upside the head.

That pretty much sums up the first two weeks of the school year. My three jobs are slowly cycling back into some sort of whack, now, so perhaps I'll get some posting and updating to the blog done over the holiday weekend. Quick update: we are all still breathing and aging normally, and have not been attacked by vampires, werewolves, or zombies in spite of their current media domination.

That said, a few amusing links now that I have a few moments to be amused:

For those of you with GPS systems in your vehicles (we don't have one but we know some of you do), check out this sample conversation from The Bloggess. The language is a bit salty for work, perhaps.

On the concept of being psychic, this comic has a few choice words.

And for a much more family-safe link, check out these top ten performances from Sesame Street.